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I think I angered Vorinclex to the point that he wants to use my blood to paint the tree of tales. Do you know what ENTRAILS are?

Run, pony run!

What are your thoughts on Smokey the Bear?
Anonymous

“Only you can prevent Forest Fires?”

It’s like he’s ASKING me to burn down the forest without trying… 

Merry Christmas Planeswalkers

Remember, if a man in a red suit gives you coal for Christmas

Thank him, because coal is flammable and tons of fun!

have you ever teamed up with Jace to save your butt?

Yeah I have. He helped me during the fight with Sarkhan Vol at the Eye of Ugin… pretty sure there’s a good interpretation of it by some bards and artisans of Zendikar here

Happy Hearth Warming Eve! I brought a sealed drum of highly flammable Bio-Diesel as a gift?

Did you say highly flammable? Thanks!

Can I please ask why you seem to hate us so much? *hands you some Taffy*

Yummy taffy!

You guys just freak me out a bit.

I should really take my own advice and stop being pony-cist…

Planeswalkers- Stop your sexism debate!

A planeswalker is a planeswalker is a planeswalker.

Regardless if they use their spells or spells prepared by a significant other…

Regardless of what color mana they use (even blue is a… viable choice… *shiver*)…

Regardless of gender or age or Phyrexian support…

They love to duel.

So should you.

So quit your whining, dig out your best deck, and kick your opponents butt!

WHAT ARE THESE PONIES AND WHY ARE YOU THROWING THEM IN MY DIRECTION?

HAHAHA! You’ll see Kibler.

They’re annoying and they won’t burn easy.

Maybe you should caw-blade them…

Pony~ Just stopping by~

The bronies need to leave.

Go bother Brian Kibler!

What do you think of Trogdor?
Anonymous

I’d summon him in a heartbeat. Who doesn’t love a dragon with muscular arms?

Bet he could beat up Bolas.